Who's Got the Crack? is a Moldy Peaches song. Peter Doherty and Carl Barat recorded the song during their Babyshambles Sessions, in exchange for Adam Green covering their single, 'What a Waster'. The Babyshambles Session version ends with Barat saying to Doherty; "Not you, thank the lord!".
The song has been played live by Doherty a handful of times, including a live performance with Adam Green: Watch Here.
| Babyshambles Sessions |  The Libertines | Session | 2003-05 |
 The Mass |  Peter Doherty | Brixton, London | 2008-06-17 |
| Live in Leeds |  Babyshambles | Leeds, UK | 2004-09-22 |
There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as Panama Jack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like you when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my gloves
I wanna be reckless
But I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
